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I think I saw Lou Perlman's doppleganger. ::shudder:: And he lives here in Vancouver.

He was on the same skytrain as me on the way home from the dentist.
(I'm pretty sure pain medication had no part in this hallucination)

He had those squinty little pig eyes behind gold wire rimmed glasses.
Those pushed out by the fat in his face puffy lips and he kept licking them.
He was wearing shorts and socks in sandals.

I was scared.


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Jun. 17th, 2003 08:14 pm (UTC)
We thought we saw him last week! We were driving home from somewhere, and all of a sudden Kendra looks in the rearview and goes, "Oh my god. I think Lou Pearlman is in the car behind us." And we all took turns looking, and we all swore it was him, until he pulled up next to us and we realized it wasn't him at all. But yeah, we had quite a scare.

Jun. 18th, 2003 08:33 am (UTC)
Oh Gawd! Y'mean there are more of him around?!

::shudder indeed!!::

It's like 'Matrix Pearlman'
Jun. 17th, 2003 09:14 pm (UTC)
I. am. never. leaving. the. house. AGAIN!

I am so sorry you had to see that!

*hides under the bed*
Jun. 18th, 2003 08:35 am (UTC)
No, no. It's okay, sweetie.Don't hide. The big bad Lou won't get you. [He only goes after under age dance boys.]

*eeeewwww!!! I just weirded myself out with that!!!!*
Jun. 18th, 2003 06:32 am (UTC)
I was actually thinking of having breakfast this morning. I mean, more than a cup of coffee. But now, no. Just--no.
Jun. 18th, 2003 08:45 am (UTC)
Ooops. Sorry. :o\ He has that effect doesn't he.
Jun. 18th, 2003 08:17 am (UTC)
Those pushed out by the fat in his face puffy lips and he kept licking them.

aw, yuk, dude, that's most vivid description. So grosse. And then he all has to top it off with that fashion faux pas!
Jun. 18th, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)

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