...So I'm reclined waaaaaaaay back in the dentist chair(again!), listening to the high pitched scream of the drill, smelling the wonderful aroma of burning tooth pulp and beginning to unfreeze so every once in a while I get a jolt to my nerve when said drill nicks it and I spaz like an idiot and I nearly start hyperventalating wanting with all my heart and soul to sit up, rip off the fucking dental bib and walk out. I managed to sit still long enough for her to finish and put away her instruments of torture. Three visits down, oh, about 12 more to go... *sigh*
For being such a brave little toaster, I bought my self a vanilla drumstick as a reward...
And now I get to feel my cheek start to prickle as it thaws and try and avoid biting my lip until I can feel it again.
OOOooo!! Another consolation - a couple of ebay winnings arrived today. wheeee!
the above was brought to you by the Canadian Dental Association and National Assocation of Whiners. Thank you and good night
For being such a brave little toaster, I bought my self a vanilla drumstick as a reward...
And now I get to feel my cheek start to prickle as it thaws and try and avoid biting my lip until I can feel it again.
OOOooo!! Another consolation - a couple of ebay winnings arrived today. wheeee!
the above was brought to you by the Canadian Dental Association and National Assocation of Whiners. Thank you and good night
- Current Mood:numb
Comments
it'll be good in the end, right?
My mouth's gonna be worth the equivilent of a small Italian Sports Car!!!!! :o) But yes, it will all be good in the end.
ohmyGOD that's funny, and perfect, because I know just what you mean--it's one of those really awful, really apt images. Good luck with the rest (eeep!) of your visits . . .
Thanks so much for your well wishes. Next item up for bids on the price is right; A $1100.00 root canal.
I think I'm going to get my mouth insured with Lloyds of London. :o)
*gapes* Oh, those tooth-pulp-burning bastards! I'm so sorry. That's just awful. Crikey.
Oh LORD!!! I laughed so loud I scared the cat.
Honey, you made my day!
::hugs::