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I'm sad, I'm upset and I want to cry. Whatever.
So I'm trying not to eat the entire contents of the kitchen with some random thoughts and a poll.

...do twins always have the same blood type? (Kare...?)

...doesn't it bug you that eraser runs out before the pencil does?

...why are they called a 'flight' of stairs?

...why do your heels wear out on the outer edge?

...if bears are mammals and we're mammals, why the fuck don't we hibernate all winter!?!
(I'd love to go to sleep for a few months right now and not think about things. Think of the weight I'd lose!)


and now



Poll #1066261 Which is worse? Which is best? And a whole lot of random.

Worse song ever:

Funky Cold Medina/Tone Loc
3(27.3%)
Baby Got Back/Sir MixAlot
5(45.5%)
Push It/Salt'n'Peppa
3(27.3%)

Possibly the world's worse job:

Proctologist
6(54.5%)
High School Janitor
2(18.2%)
Fast Food Server
3(27.3%)

Worse public behavior:

Picking Teeth (+ re-eating the prize-optional)
0(0.0%)
Nail Clipping (+ you are in shrapnel range-optional)
0(0.0%)
Nose Picking (+ eating it-optional)
6(54.5%)
Ear Mining (+ inspecting dig find-optional)
1(9.1%)
Nose Blowing(sans tissue)
4(36.4%)

What's worse?

Stinky Feet
2(18.2%)
Bad Breath
1(9.1%)
Body Odor
5(45.5%)
SBDs (silent but deadlies)
3(27.3%)

What job would you like to try to do for six months?

Cabinet Maker
1(9.1%)
Auto Mechanic
2(18.2%)
Baker
4(36.4%)
Electrician
0(0.0%)
Bus Driver
0(0.0%)
Jewelry Maker
2(18.2%)
Seamstress/Tailor
2(18.2%)
House Painter
0(0.0%)
Driving Instructor
0(0.0%)
Dog Groomer
0(0.0%)

Which is the best 70's(ish) Band?

The Eagles
4(36.4%)
CCR
4(36.4%)
Crosby, Stills, Nash (and Young-optional)
1(9.1%)
BTO
0(0.0%)
Fleetwood Mac
1(9.1%)
Kansas
0(0.0%)
Journey
1(9.1%)
Grateful Dead
0(0.0%)

Were you ever a Brownie/Girl Guide?

Who wasn't!?! ::bounce:bounce:: wanna buy a box of cookies?!
6(54.5%)
Sadly, no. :o(
3(27.3%)
I do not approve of children marching around in uniforms!
2(18.2%)

Which language would you like to instantly know?

Latin
1(9.1%)
Russian
1(9.1%)
Cantonese
3(27.3%)
Gaelic
2(18.2%)
French
4(36.4%)

Capital Punishment.

Hell yes!
5(50.0%)
Hell no!
5(50.0%)

What method of murder would you consider committing? :o)

Shooting
7(63.6%)
Strangling
1(9.1%)
Stabbing
2(18.2%)
Drowning
1(9.1%)

Would you shave your head for charity?

OMG No!!!
2(18.2%)
OMG Yes!!!
2(18.2%)
I will if you will
7(63.6%)

Where would you like to spend your final days?

A mountain chalet
8(72.7%)
A desert island
2(18.2%)
A tropical rain forest
1(9.1%)

When was the last time you cried and why?




Nuts. I'm eating. See y'all when the grazing's over. *sigh*

Comments

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karri_kln1671
Oct. 5th, 2007 04:57 am (UTC)
Identical twins will always have the same blood type. Fraternal twins have the same odds as any other siblings of sharing blood types. Odds are that they will have the same blood type, but it's possible they won't.

Yes, it bugs me when erasers run out before pencils, but that doesn't happen to me often these days, and when it does, I own so many art erasers, that I always have one handy.

From Word Detective:

"Flight" in the "stairs" sense is a metaphorical application of "flight" meaning "a journey through the air for a given distance" (as in "Bob slept through the flight to Boston"). After all, climbing a "flight" of stairs is flying in a certain sense -- you are traveling through vertical space, perhaps not as gracefully as a swan, but getting there nonetheless.

Your heels where out on the outer edge for the same reason your tires wear out on the outer edge...balance, pressure points, friction, yada yada.

We're not the only mammals that don't hibernate all winter, but I agree it's a lovely thought -- eating all summer, sleeping all winter. *sigh*

*huggles*
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
Such an encyclopedia of knowledge you are. /Yoda voice :o)

I don't visit deviant art much lately but I wish you'd keep up the drawing. You're stuff is so beautiful!
Would we say "he climbed a flight of ladder" too? :o)
I would like to pass an act in parliament that says we have to option to hibernate as our mammal given right and to be paid for it too!

::snuggles::
chrismm
Oct. 5th, 2007 06:11 am (UTC)
*hugs you* Speaking of the crying thing, and my answer to the poll: If you have a good cry in you, I recommend getting it out now. In my (recent) experience, even if you get it mashed down now, it will come back when you try to go to sleep, keeping you up until all hours, and making tomorrow a misery.

Completely unrelated: I actually really like "Push It."

*hugs you some more*
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
It's funny y'know. I HATE crying for the reason itself, but love to sob out a bucket or two at the stupidest commercials on tv. :o\
Maybe the random sniffles are like the pressure valve on a crock pot.

"Push It" is good. So are the other two actually. :o)

:hugs tight!:
gremmie_goo
Oct. 5th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
Cry darling. Sometimes a good cry really helps! And ice cream! Ice cream always helps!!!! Ben and Jerry's Half Baked is the absolute best!!!

*hugs you tight* If you need to vent or need some one to listen I'm here for you!
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
Note to self: PICK UP B&G's HALF BAKED!!!!!! :o)
Hey sweet pea! I hope things are smoothed over between you and Dough this morning. ::pets::
Hopefully, like me, things look/feel a little better in the morning.
*smooch*
PS Have a yummytastic Thanks Giving!
gremmie_goo
Oct. 5th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC)
PS: your polls are the best polls ever and I love them almost as much as I love you! ALMOST!! ;P
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
::twirls:: Love you too!!! You've made my day!!!
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geneli4
Oct. 5th, 2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
I'd love to go to sleep for a few months right now and not think about things.

dude, YES, me too! *hugs* that should totally be an option!
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
Hee! Let's start a petition. Wait, I'm going to take a nap first. :o)
kare
Oct. 5th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
Fraternal twins are really just like other syblings (they were just born at the same time and shared a womb) so they can have different blood types. Identical would have the same, though.

=)
chootoy
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
I thought that's what the answer would be.

And please, could you *snoodle* that little nephew of yours for me!
Tell him we wanna see more 'routines'.

:squee: Love your icon!!!
siko_md
Oct. 5th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
Isn't that song by Tone Loc called Funky Called Medina? And a couple of songs I think should be on this list are, I like Big Butts... by ??? and Hammer Time by MC Hammer. (actually, anything by MC Hammer should be on this list)

I was a Boy Scout, does that count? They would'nt let me wear a skirt in Girl Guides, so I said 'Fuck you all' and went to play with the boys instead. *laughs*

And yeah, I really could see myself stabbing someone, over and over and over again, basically making burger meat out of them. *grins* but shhhhhhh... that's a secret, ok.
chootoy
Oct. 6th, 2007 06:01 am (UTC)
LOL. "Baby Got Back" is 'I like big butts'.
OMG! "Hammer Time"!!! I should have totally added that one! Maybe in the next poll. :o)

Fuck the roolz! I would have let you wear the skirt!!

Oh, mum's the word, your secret is safe with me.
glockgal
Oct. 5th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
Poor sweetie!! *snuggles you* Mmmm, hibernation....

I have no responses to your questions; they are above and beyond my mindset, eheheh. But the poll was fun! And interesting! As I can always count on you for that.

All I remember is Rae singing Baby Got Back at the Dufferin, and that is ALWAYS win.

chootoy
Oct. 6th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
:snoodles: Feeling better. The weepies eventually pass once I've binged myself into a coma.

Rae's rendition of Baby is branded on my wee brain!
That is very much of the win.

Have a yummy Thanks Giving my little cornichon!
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