Chootoy (chootoy) wrote,
Chootoy
chootoy

I'm sad, I'm upset and I want to cry. Whatever.
So I'm trying not to eat the entire contents of the kitchen with some random thoughts and a poll.

...do twins always have the same blood type? (Kare...?)

...doesn't it bug you that eraser runs out before the pencil does?

...why are they called a 'flight' of stairs?

...why do your heels wear out on the outer edge?

...if bears are mammals and we're mammals, why the fuck don't we hibernate all winter!?!
(I'd love to go to sleep for a few months right now and not think about things. Think of the weight I'd lose!)


and now



Poll #1066261 Which is worse? Which is best? And a whole lot of random.

Worse song ever:

Funky Cold Medina/Tone Loc
3(27.3%)
Baby Got Back/Sir MixAlot
5(45.5%)
Push It/Salt'n'Peppa
3(27.3%)

Possibly the world's worse job:

Proctologist
6(54.5%)
High School Janitor
2(18.2%)
Fast Food Server
3(27.3%)

Worse public behavior:

Picking Teeth (+ re-eating the prize-optional)
0(0.0%)
Nail Clipping (+ you are in shrapnel range-optional)
0(0.0%)
Nose Picking (+ eating it-optional)
6(54.5%)
Ear Mining (+ inspecting dig find-optional)
1(9.1%)
Nose Blowing(sans tissue)
4(36.4%)

What's worse?

Stinky Feet
2(18.2%)
Bad Breath
1(9.1%)
Body Odor
5(45.5%)
SBDs (silent but deadlies)
3(27.3%)

What job would you like to try to do for six months?

Cabinet Maker
1(9.1%)
Auto Mechanic
2(18.2%)
Baker
4(36.4%)
Electrician
0(0.0%)
Bus Driver
0(0.0%)
Jewelry Maker
2(18.2%)
Seamstress/Tailor
2(18.2%)
House Painter
0(0.0%)
Driving Instructor
0(0.0%)
Dog Groomer
0(0.0%)

Which is the best 70's(ish) Band?

The Eagles
4(36.4%)
CCR
4(36.4%)
Crosby, Stills, Nash (and Young-optional)
1(9.1%)
BTO
0(0.0%)
Fleetwood Mac
1(9.1%)
Kansas
0(0.0%)
Journey
1(9.1%)
Grateful Dead
0(0.0%)

Were you ever a Brownie/Girl Guide?

Who wasn't!?! ::bounce:bounce:: wanna buy a box of cookies?!
6(54.5%)
Sadly, no. :o(
3(27.3%)
I do not approve of children marching around in uniforms!
2(18.2%)

Which language would you like to instantly know?

Latin
1(9.1%)
Russian
1(9.1%)
Cantonese
3(27.3%)
Gaelic
2(18.2%)
French
4(36.4%)

Capital Punishment.

Hell yes!
5(50.0%)
Hell no!
5(50.0%)

What method of murder would you consider committing? :o)

Shooting
7(63.6%)
Strangling
1(9.1%)
Stabbing
2(18.2%)
Drowning
1(9.1%)

Would you shave your head for charity?

OMG No!!!
2(18.2%)
OMG Yes!!!
2(18.2%)
I will if you will
7(63.6%)

Where would you like to spend your final days?

A mountain chalet
8(72.7%)
A desert island
2(18.2%)
A tropical rain forest
1(9.1%)

When was the last time you cried and why?




Nuts. I'm eating. See y'all when the grazing's over. *sigh*

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