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Public transit and/or people in general can make OR break one's day. For example...

Why people? Why do you have such an aversion to sitting in the
'window' seat? Why do you insist on parking your flabby assed keesters in the aisle seat and not move when the train starts filling up?
And why?! Why do you cattle-like-morons who shuffle in, not hip-check these seat hogs into fucking tomorrow and sit down?!
I know why - because you'd rather sway about like a demented marionette on one string and bonk the rest of us in the head with your purse/knapsack/dufflebag [or insert your own weapon of choice]

::shakes bruised head::

And mister, if that fugly piece of shit briefcase you're guarding with your life has a valid transfer then it have every right to take up a seat - but I doubt it does so get it the fuck off the seat and let somebody sit down.

And then there's this to counter balance that nonsense;

So, I goes and gets me a coffee this morning eh, and like the coffee shop chick's got this big smile on her face and she's lookin' at me eh, (not looking at me funny-like, and not in a 'hey-I-think-you're-cute-wanna-date-me' kinda way, and she says(handing me my vanilla latte); "Your hat's all sparkly!"
And we both giggled, cuz obviously we're both 12.
Cuz, like it's raining out eh, and the drops of rain, and they, the light was hitting...oh, never mind. She turned my morning around, eh. I'm just sayin'...!

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bossymarmalade
Dec. 11th, 2002 08:42 am (UTC)
aaaahahahhhahahhaha!!

That was the BEST transit rant EVER. His fugly briefcase! aaahahahha!

I am rotund.

And, your hat sounds enchanting. Was it the Chasezalicious one, or a different one?

*tickles you with The Feather*
chootoy
Dec. 11th, 2002 09:16 am (UTC)
Re:
Y'know where Christopher Walken kept that watch for all those years? -> well, that's where I want to shove these dickjerk's briefcases - that are usually only carrying a banana, a glass case and a goddamned crossword puzzle. Fuckity-fuck-fucks!!!

Rotund is too big a word for 'you' you eeeediot!!!

Why, yes, it was indeedleedoo the Chasezalicious one.

::giggle, stop that::

::hugglesStubbleglitter::
bossymarmalade
Dec. 11th, 2002 09:28 am (UTC)
Re:
I am rotund! I like that word. It conjures up images of Chris's rotund head. Apart from JC's big huge head, I think Chris's is the biggest. Rotund!!

A banana! aaahahahahhhhahah!!!

*kicks newspapers across the room in glee*
ms_nerd
Dec. 11th, 2002 09:46 am (UTC)
You two are weird.

What I love BEST about Transit is when I'm on the B line bus and people are standing in the doors and don't let you off at your stop. Strandia and Arami have both witnessed my "If you're not getting off get the fuck out of my way" growl I've given people.
chootoy
Dec. 11th, 2002 09:53 am (UTC)
Re: bus behavior
The same zombie-esque shit happens on the Skytrain too!!! *grrr*
Yeah, folks, clog up all the exits.

Or how 'bout busses that look like pythons that just ate a whole donkey because people are all wedged in in the middle and won't move down, even though there are frickin' seats empty in the back.
What is it - is there no air back there?
I guess it's cause everyone *knows* only the loonies, serial killers and smelly homeless people sit at the back of the bus, right?
IcheeKarumba!
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