Kmart is selling KARAOKE machines for $84.00 (U.S. network so that would be, uhhhh, $630.00CDN, right?)

Why the HELL do I suddenly want one?!?

I think they're putting subliminal messages behind the graphics that make you want this nonsense for no reason what-so-ever.
I better stay far far away from the shopping channel. I think I'll have to unplug the television until January or end up going out and buying a snow blower or something equally useful in an apartment.