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It's just a fancy name for a tummy tuck

My friend is in having 'abdominoplasty' as we speak.
And while they're in there, they're giving her a 'boob-perkectomy' too. (or whatever they call a breast lift)
It's costing her about $25,000 clams. ( I think I'd have found something less grosse/painful to throw my money at)
And so I'm here house/pet sitting and children terrorizing for a few days until she's well enough to do it on her own.
I'm also squicking myself out thinking about the procedure and praying that I am NOT asked to help change drainage tubes or monitor her for any unexpected bodily fluid leakage. *ack*

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bossymarmalade
Apr. 20th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
Good Lord. Now you can write Nip/Tuck fic! ahahaah!

And speaking of disgusting & gross mutilations, we should go see Silent Hill sometime next week, iffen you've got the time & inclination. We can go see it at Strawberry Hill so we get the nice reclining seats & all!!

*mwah*
chootoy
Apr. 20th, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)
Doood! I would love to see Silent Hill!!! And Strawberry Hiil seating is a must for the shit-scaring we'll be putting ourselves through.

What day/evening would be good for you? I'm hoping to be home by Monday.

*smooch*
glockgal
Apr. 21st, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
SILENT HILL OMG YEY!!!!!! And what the hell is abdominoplasty? It sounds so evil and scary.
chootoy
Apr. 21st, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)
We go scare ourselves silly one night this week, yes?

Abdominoplasty = tummy tuck.

She's got two little pouches hanging from her wound that are slowly collecting blood and fluids. I stared at them like one stares at a hideous highway car wreck....



.....and then I stared some more.
glockgal
Apr. 21st, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
Yeeee! I can't wait!

And those 'pouches'...god, that is so GROSS. I don't blame you for staring though, ahaha. I've never seen a person with post-op plastic surgery!
ms_nerd
Apr. 20th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
unexpected bodily fluid leakage

Ewwwwww.
chootoy
Apr. 20th, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination!!!
::shudder::
She'll be home in a few hours. Not.Looking.Forward.To.This!
why did I say I'd help. *meep*
(Anonymous)
Apr. 20th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
Ew.

*waves*
chootoy
Apr. 21st, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
::waves back:: Who's this?
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