And while they're in there, they're giving her a 'boob-perkectomy' too. (or whatever they call a breast lift)
It's costing her about $25,000 clams. ( I think I'd have found something less grosse/painful to throw my money at)
And so I'm here house/pet sitting and children terrorizing for a few days until she's well enough to do it on her own.
I'm also squicking myself out thinking about the procedure and praying that I am NOT asked to help change drainage tubes or monitor her for any unexpected bodily fluid leakage. *ack*