Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I helped  mixedsignal hide a body (-173 points). In January I pushed epicflailer in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I stole dreamtrance's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for glendaglamazon (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-236 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
I'd like to appeal this verdict.mixedsignal told me it was trash!epicflailer, you believe me when I say I tripped on a stone and 'bumped' into you by "" accident, right?
That elevator thing, it WASN'T me!!! It was that guy in the corner, I swear!!
And the whole dreamtrance's purse thing - I was grabbing it from a weirdo who grabbed it first. I was actually rescuing it.
...That porn thing, 
glandaglamazon told me it was just GirlGuide cookies in that plain paper package. She wouldn't lie about cookies like that would she?!
So for being labelled naughty, Santa, I object, I was framed.
