Gacked from all over the place
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I helped  mixedsignal hide a body (-173 points). In January I pushed epicflailer in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I stole dreamtrance's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for glendaglamazon (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-236 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
I'd like to appeal this verdict.mixedsignal told me it was trash!epicflailer, you believe me when I say I tripped on a stone and 'bumped' into you by "" accident, right?
That elevator thing, it WASN'T me!!! It was that guy in the corner, I swear!!
And the whole dreamtrance's purse thing - I was grabbing it from a weirdo who grabbed it first. I was actually rescuing it.
...That porn thing, 
glandaglamazon told me it was just GirlGuide cookies in that plain paper package. She wouldn't lie about cookies like that would she?!
So for being labelled naughty, Santa, I object, I was framed.
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Next time I'm at Porns'r'Us, I'll grab you a couple of videos!
SURE. Santa, the firm of Elf, Elf, Brownie and Kibble would like to present evidence to the contrary:
a) the defendant's UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER at even the THOUGHT of the word "fart". If the deed had been done by someone else, she would have been on the FLOOR laughing!
b) a short animated film by the defendant entirely about the FETISHIZATION of farts!
c) the inability to even SAY THE WORD "fart" without being rendered incoherent with laughter! (if further proof is required, the prosecution recommends saying the word "fartknocker" to the defendent; pls observe results)
I think this clearly shows that the fart in question could have been ripped by none other than the defendant; if any cheese-cutting truly occured, it can only have been perpetrated by her. LUMP OF COAL!!!
I can't see to type I'm laughing so hard
...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. *snerk*
PS: Love your icon! I'm planning on watching the Grinch this week! :)
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"!!!
A holiday tradition in my house too!!!
but that not-so-little AHAHAHAHAHA at the end at me, when i fell?
kind of a giveaway.