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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I helped mixedsignal hide a body (-173 points). In January I pushed epicflailer in the mud (-17 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I stole dreamtrance's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for glendaglamazon (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-236 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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I'd like to appeal this verdict.

mixedsignal told me it was trash!
epicflailer, you believe me when I say I tripped on a stone and 'bumped' into you by "" accident, right?
That elevator thing, it WASN'T me!!! It was that guy in the corner, I swear!!
And the whole dreamtrance's purse thing - I was grabbing it from a weirdo who grabbed it first. I was actually rescuing it.
...That porn thing, glandaglamazon told me it was just GirlGuide cookies in that plain paper package. She wouldn't lie about cookies like that would she?!

So for being labelled naughty, Santa, I object, I was framed.


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Dec. 7th, 2005 11:25 pm (UTC)
Hey, man, Santa might deduct points for you buying me porn, but in my world that only gains you points! Feel free to buy me all the porn you want! :)
Dec. 8th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
Feel free to buy me all the porn you want!

Next time I'm at Porns'r'Us, I'll grab you a couple of videos!
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
That elevator thing, it WASN'T me!!! It was that guy in the corner, I swear!!

SURE. Santa, the firm of Elf, Elf, Brownie and Kibble would like to present evidence to the contrary:

a) the defendant's UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER at even the THOUGHT of the word "fart". If the deed had been done by someone else, she would have been on the FLOOR laughing!

b) a short animated film by the defendant entirely about the FETISHIZATION of farts!

c) the inability to even SAY THE WORD "fart" without being rendered incoherent with laughter! (if further proof is required, the prosecution recommends saying the word "fartknocker" to the defendent; pls observe results)

I think this clearly shows that the fart in question could have been ripped by none other than the defendant; if any cheese-cutting truly occured, it can only have been perpetrated by her. LUMP OF COAL!!!
Dec. 8th, 2005 05:29 am (UTC)

I can't see to type I'm laughing so hard

Dec. 8th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
My work here is done. *dusts hands, shuts briefcase*
Dec. 8th, 2005 04:33 am (UTC)
mixedsignal told me it was trash!

...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. *snerk*

PS: Love your icon! I'm planning on watching the Grinch this week! :)
Dec. 8th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)

"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"!!!

A holiday tradition in my house too!!!
Dec. 8th, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
well. i would have.

but that not-so-little AHAHAHAHAHA at the end at me, when i fell?

kind of a giveaway.
Dec. 8th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
Ooops. You heard that eh? Sorry 'bout that. teehee
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