::considers sulking::

Why hasn't anybody ever written me a love song?
Why?
Because the love-song-writing-gods know I would implode on impact that's why.
......
This post was brought to you by the letters J. and C. and the thought of him singing love songs on a solo album. :thud:
I'm alright. I'm alright, really, I can still reach the keyboard from now here.
Oh, look a dime...