You say you can't afford to go to a movie?
You say you can't afford to rent porn?
You say you can't afford them dirty magazines?
Well, for the low low price of a '2-zone' ticket, you too can witness a sweet young thing giving her manly man a vigorous hand job right there on your bus. I shit you not!!
Unfortunately my stop came before he did.
I *SWEAR* I am NOT making this up.
So, park those sheltering automobiles and embrace the joy that is P.U.B.L.I.C. T.R.A.N.S.I.T. Wheeeeee!!!!
(don't be surprised if this surfaces in a fic down the road...)ê