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This the best one yet...

Public Transit..the saga just keeps getting better.

You say you can't afford to go to a movie?
You say you can't afford to rent porn?
You say you can't afford them dirty magazines?

Well, for the low low price of a '2-zone' ticket, you too can witness a sweet young thing giving her manly man a vigorous hand job right there on your bus. I shit you not!!

Unfortunately my stop came before he did.

I *SWEAR* I am NOT making this up.

So, park those sheltering automobiles and embrace the joy that is P.U.B.L.I.C. T.R.A.N.S.I.T. Wheeeeee!!!!

(don't be surprised if this surfaces in a fic down the road...)ê

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ms_nerd
Sep. 24th, 2002 08:28 pm (UTC)
Ewwwww!!!! That's just fucking gross.

Mr.Nerd wants to know if it was sexy? I smacked him alredy, it's okay.
chootoy
Sep. 25th, 2002 06:36 am (UTC)
smack him again
Tell him it was fascinating in a "oh-look-a-car-accident-any-dead-bodies?" kinda way.
You don't wanna look but you do. *blech*


Can't wait to see what transit has in store for us this morning....(I haven't seen the guy who chews on the rubber window fram e in months)
arami
Sep. 24th, 2002 11:32 pm (UTC)
Hmm, interesting things you have up there ;) This is why I drive my car. If any young thing is giving the good in the green hornet, I can kick them to the curb *gggg*
chootoy
Sep. 25th, 2002 06:27 am (UTC)
Re: givin' the good
Coulda used your 'kick to the curb' yesterday Letterboy!

*shudder*

....Y'know, I start thinking the world is a pretty wonderful place - and then I run into people.


arami
Sep. 25th, 2002 06:53 pm (UTC)
Re: givin' the good
*grin* And I would've been happy to do some kicking too :)

*shakes head*

Yeah people have to go and ruin everything. Stupid, stupid.
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