Okay, so, like a work buddy, Sue, and I just trotted off for a caffeine fix. (and a peanut butter chocolate chunk cookie.) And we bought a rice crispy square too - because it has chunks of Skor bars in it.
Poo on you. I scarfed down a bagel this morning and have been working steadily and increasingly crankily since then, as it seems that nothing is working out ever. Muh.
*puts Justin's bizarre-ass song on again*
Nothing like the Infant taking himself seriously to get me laughing. Except maybe I should put on "Digital Getdown", too....
"Look mommy, the angry little monkey is flinging its feces at the crowd." ::squeals of disgust from crowd:: "Why does it do that, mommy?" "Because it scarfed down its bagel at breakfast and is working too hard, darling. Now come away. We'll go have a look at the camels. But be careful, I believe they spit up vomit if they are provoked." "Can we see the llama's after that, mommy?" "Certainly darling." "And then the baby gorilla?" "I suppose so."
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*puts Justin's bizarre-ass song on again*
Nothing like the Infant taking himself seriously to get me laughing. Except maybe I should put on "Digital Getdown", too....
::squeals of disgust from crowd::
"Why does it do that, mommy?"
"Because it scarfed down its bagel at breakfast and is working too hard, darling. Now come away. We'll go have a look at the camels. But be careful, I believe they spit up vomit if they are provoked."
"Can we see the llama's after that, mommy?"
"Certainly darling."
"And then the baby gorilla?"
"I suppose so."
So I'z an angry little monkey, iz I? At least I'm doing what monkeys do with their shit, and not what dogs do.
Also: Heh, camel vomit-spit. It's amazing how many people really seemed to groove on that idea.
Plus: The baby gorilla. Are we gonna see ostriches and giraffes, too?
Thanks for that, C. *snug*