I'm not getting fired. I'm not getting laid off. I'm not getting the boot.
For the last 3 days, I honestly thought a scheduled meeting for this afternoon was going to be them asking for my i.d. and keys, and handing me my walking papers.
Instead they said there's been improvement noted on my performance evaluations and that they're happy to see that.
They didn't and I'm not and I think...I think...I don't know what I think.
...isn't that something.