You said all the right things.
. *blech* .
On a totally different subject and pointless.
This apparently works:
Take your Age.
Multiply it by 2.
Multiply that by 50.
Add the loose change in your pocket under a dollar. ($0.01 - $0.99 cents)
Add 115 to that.
The first 2 figures are your age.
The last 2 - the change in your pocket.