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In my email program at work, I get little red squigglies under 'mis'spelled or unfamiliar words. They look kinda angry sitting there under the words.
Like "HEY! y'idiot, don't you know how to spell. What the fu-?"
Mean little zizaggy guys. Some are green, some are red, some words even get a combo of the two colours together. (I'm not sure why that happens)

This program flags stuff I use a lot like "wanna" and "gonna" and "*guh*" and "boybandelicious" all the time but for some reason it never touches "fuck".
Doesn't go near it or it in other variations; Fucker, fucking, fuck-off, (except maybe fuckityfuckfuck)

::shakes head::

So, like it's become part of the fucking english language? - finally.

So there you have it, another totally useless observation brought to you by the letters F.U.C. and K. and the number 69

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bossymarmalade
Jul. 5th, 2002 10:26 am (UTC)
fuckery fuck fuck fuckalicious fuckadelic fuckmonkey fuckbubble fuckery-doo-dah fuckola fucksuck fuck fuckit fuckatronic fucker fuckable fuck fack fook faq fuckette fuckerage for unlawful carnal knowledge

it's almost like poetry, except, not.
chootoy
Jul. 5th, 2002 01:28 pm (UTC)
Well fuck me . . . isn't that something.
chootoy
Jul. 5th, 2002 01:32 pm (UTC)

"phoque": french for sea lion or seal.


pronounced: 'fuck' ...


We giggled like idiots when we were kids.

silvrsolace
Jul. 5th, 2002 02:56 pm (UTC)
tee hee...tha's funny there is a word in Gujarati it means like "therefore" or "thereby", fucktha, if i were to spell out how it sounds, and it's used in special speeches at mosque...

We kids were mortified to hear it in a religious setting when we didn't know what it meant...*snort*...*g*
(Anonymous)
Jul. 13th, 2002 07:29 am (UTC)
::enter me being all informed and educational::

Red squiggly things: misspelled word.

Green squiggly things: grammatical error (this is often wrong. Whoever programmed the WORD grammar guide evidently speaks Urdu as her mother tongue. Arrgh)

And the two are not mutually exclusive, since some morons dangle participles, split infinitives, all while being unable to spell correctly if they were to be bitten in the ass by the OED.

::exit me being all informed and educational::
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