?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Huh, curious

"T'is the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la...yeah, whatever".

What I wanna know is - Why 'be jolly' just this season?
Why not 'be jolly' all year long?
Why doesn't 'peace on earth, good will towards men' last all year?
Why don't we 'don our gay apparel' all year long - okay, it's a little hot in July for mittens and a touque, but, there's surely summer weight gay apparel out there, in vertical stripes that flatter. There has to be. If not someone should invent some.

Why all the pretty lights and tinsel for a piddly 3 - 4 weeks? Why not all year? Just take it up a (k?)notch in December.

Why don't we get all worked up and excited about April 16th? Or, or August 23rd.
Give the Wal-Marts and the Targets and the Sears the go ahead to start promoting the wonder that is June 19th and watch the consumers flood through their doors to buy, Buy, BUY!!! Intent on getting that perfect gift for Aunt whatshername with the sticky candy dish. Or Cousin whozzitz that collects those thingamajigs. Or a whirlygig for old Uncle so'n'so who smells suspiciously of urine all the time.

I'm not exactly sure what the point of all this is but, I'm now on a mission to find nifty summer weight 'gay apparel'. Come July, ho-ho-ho will be replaced with hot-hot-hot.

Good Gift Hunting to those of you still shopping. May you find the right gifts in the right sizes, in the right colours and in the right price ranges for your budgets.

Comments

chootoy
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
I'll email Marissa and remind her to give you the Portland package the next time she sees you.
I'm sorry you didn't get it yet. I guess you could wait until Xmas to get it if you want.
You're usually over there during the holidays aren't you? They've probably stashed it somewhere for you. :o)

Oh yeah baby!! I've seen JC's GAP ad! He looks and sounds great!!!! (but I'm biased aren't I)
I just wish he would have been in it longer - like Lennie was - just JC and I guess her dancing/prancing around him while he sang. *guh!*

Profile

DRIVINGorangekittydriving
chootoy
Chootoy

Latest Month

August 2015
S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Page Summary

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Paulina Bozek