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Huh, curious

"T'is the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la...yeah, whatever".

What I wanna know is - Why 'be jolly' just this season?
Why not 'be jolly' all year long?
Why doesn't 'peace on earth, good will towards men' last all year?
Why don't we 'don our gay apparel' all year long - okay, it's a little hot in July for mittens and a touque, but, there's surely summer weight gay apparel out there, in vertical stripes that flatter. There has to be. If not someone should invent some.

Why all the pretty lights and tinsel for a piddly 3 - 4 weeks? Why not all year? Just take it up a (k?)notch in December.

Why don't we get all worked up and excited about April 16th? Or, or August 23rd.
Give the Wal-Marts and the Targets and the Sears the go ahead to start promoting the wonder that is June 19th and watch the consumers flood through their doors to buy, Buy, BUY!!! Intent on getting that perfect gift for Aunt whatshername with the sticky candy dish. Or Cousin whozzitz that collects those thingamajigs. Or a whirlygig for old Uncle so'n'so who smells suspiciously of urine all the time.

I'm not exactly sure what the point of all this is but, I'm now on a mission to find nifty summer weight 'gay apparel'. Come July, ho-ho-ho will be replaced with hot-hot-hot.

Good Gift Hunting to those of you still shopping. May you find the right gifts in the right sizes, in the right colours and in the right price ranges for your budgets.


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Dec. 21st, 2004 04:15 pm (UTC)
We will have to stock up on gay apparel for Challenge. The Canadian bookends will have the gayest of gay apparel!
Dec. 21st, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
Something that looks good with stiff spines drinks in our hands. :o)

I hope I can make it. ::wibble:: :o\
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:12 pm (UTC)
You'd better!!
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:21 pm (UTC)

It will depend on whether I'm layed off or not.
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:25 pm (UTC)
I will take up a collection!
Dec. 21st, 2004 08:28 pm (UTC)
LOL! You're a nut!

Don't laugh - I'm actually going to figure out how to use eBay (finally!) and start selling stuff.
Dec. 21st, 2004 04:37 pm (UTC)
*giggles* you are too funny!!! I know i wear my gay apparel all year round!

Thanks Lt, for my gifties for my birthday!!! I loved them, and I also cleaned my ears with the q-tips right away. (perhaps that was more than you need to know, but if you love me you know i'm OCD about my ears!) ANYWAY, I need to know when is a good time to drop off your christmas gift? What time do you get off on Wednesday?
Dec. 21st, 2004 06:46 pm (UTC)
LOL. Did you get the Portland pressie package too? Or did the gals forget to pass it on?
As I told da goils when I gived dem dairs, "They are NOT Xmas presents."
Oh, baby girl, you're so sweet, but I said in an email ages ago, I really don't want anything for Xmas.
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:16 pm (UTC)
Portland package?...don't know nothing about no portland package...I was talking about the robbie williams, shake's tale CD and the q-tips. And ooops, i don't recall any such email about no xmas presies, but I do have a stocking...so ummm...it ain't mine...and uh...it got your name on it so yeah...When can i give it to you?

PS-did you see that GAP commercial with JC in it? eeee hehehehe! He looks so good!
Dec. 21st, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
I'll email Marissa and remind her to give you the Portland package the next time she sees you.
I'm sorry you didn't get it yet. I guess you could wait until Xmas to get it if you want.
You're usually over there during the holidays aren't you? They've probably stashed it somewhere for you. :o)

Oh yeah baby!! I've seen JC's GAP ad! He looks and sounds great!!!! (but I'm biased aren't I)
I just wish he would have been in it longer - like Lennie was - just JC and I guess her dancing/prancing around him while he sang. *guh!*
Dec. 21st, 2004 04:47 pm (UTC)
quit being a ba humbug and check your email woman!
Dec. 21st, 2004 06:38 pm (UTC)
No humbug here. Fleas maybe, but no humbug, that would require acknowledging the season.

email? ::trots off to lookie::

Dec. 21st, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC)
I think it's an excellent idea. I could get behind wearing gay apparel all year long.
Dec. 21st, 2004 06:40 pm (UTC)
Yay!!! to gay apparel! Should 'rainbow' turn out to be the colour scheme, it'll go with any accesory you throw on.

Dec. 21st, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC)
Gay apparel in July? Well bless your roasted chestnuts, Choo, if that isn't the best idea since figgy pudding!
Dec. 21st, 2004 06:47 pm (UTC)
Hee! This gay apparel campaign just might catch on!
We may change the world with our bold yet happy fashion statement.
Dec. 22nd, 2004 01:44 am (UTC)
im not all that excited about xmas i get more excited when i see jc on stage ,tv or even more if he was near me lmao
Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)
You're very lucky to have seen him so many times!!! A Christmas wish for you is that I hope you get to see him a lot more in 2005.
Dec. 22nd, 2004 09:27 am (UTC)
i love you when you wish thanks choo i wish the very same wish to you hon:)
Dec. 22nd, 2004 09:39 am (UTC)
Cross your fingers for me that I can make it to chicago in July, okay?
What kind of banners did you want made? Email me with more info.
Dec. 22nd, 2004 09:47 am (UTC)
omg im wishing so hard i want you to come so much buddy have you a new job? i will email u about the banners ok bud:)
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