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So, I was wondering earlier; is a proctologist a gay gynecologist?
And just when does a person decide that that's their life's calling?

And now to trot off into the ass-crack of morning dark to get to work, sit under artificial lights all day, and then head home in the butt-cleavage dark of a winter's eve.
I *gotta* move closer to the equator!


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Dec. 1st, 2004 07:21 am (UTC)
I *gotta* move closer to the equator!

You & me both! Of course, then it'd be too hot and humid and I wouldn't be happy about those things at all. I guess I'll just sit here under my lightbox for a bit more and attempt to wake up.
Dec. 1st, 2004 12:19 pm (UTC)
Could you stand being on a fully furnished tropical island with endless beaches.
And gorgeous sparkly cabana boys to tend to our every 'need'.
Dec. 1st, 2004 12:48 pm (UTC)

You know, I think I could handle that! ;)
Dec. 1st, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
Don't forget to pack plenty of condoms sun screen!
Dec. 1st, 2004 07:34 am (UTC)
Proctology=gay gynecology? Hmm. I'll have to think on that one. XD

Yeah, I'm with ya on the 'go to work/school in the dark and come home in the dark' thing. Sucky.
Dec. 1st, 2004 12:21 pm (UTC)
Leaving for the day in the dark and returning home in the dark is of the *very* bad.
Dec. 1st, 2004 02:45 pm (UTC)
while I don't know the answer to your question, my dad used to say that you know, when you have problems with your butt, you go to the doctor. When something is wrong with your butt, you can't ignore it like you can with a lot of other ailments *laugh*
Dec. 1st, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
You have a very wise dad! :o)
Dec. 2nd, 2004 02:09 am (UTC)
i love how you use your words choo hehe:)
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