[okay, I laughed, so sue me]
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is acetaminophen...
Aleve is naproxen...
Amoxil is amoxicillin...
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
The US Federal Drug Administration has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafailin.
Also considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Mydixadud, and Alimpdixafixit.
And of course, Ibepokin.
And so, yes, well, carry on. This has been a public service announcement brought you byt