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*geh!* I woke up at 6:49a.m. - I leave at 7:00a.m. I still managed to shower, dress and apply mascara and be out of the door by 7:14a.m.

I'm all discombobulated and not sure if I put my underwear on 'under' my pants or not and I don't want to look down to see if I did. That might attract attention to myself.

Man!!! I felt like Tippy Hendren this morning [minus the good looks and blonde hair of course]. On the walk down to the New Westminster Skytrain Station, there were crows and sea gulls EVERYWHERE!! Some dude literally screeched his tires braking for a [murder] of crows that had congregated over something dead flattened on the road. The car was barrelling down on them and they.wouldn't.move!

When they finally did decide to clear the road, they swooped up and perched on EVERY pole and building ledge along my route. They were watching me with their little cold black eyes. Honest they were.

If that wasn't bad enough there were about eight thousand circling sea gulls over head. In my sureal, 'brain still in bed' mind space, it all just about wigged me out, that and the anxiety about my wardrobe mal-layering.
I kept thinking a) they're going to attack me, poke out my eyes and eat them. or b) they're all going to take flight and simultaneously crap all over me.

I've never been so happy to be inside a crowded skytrain before. And now I sip on a latte happy with the knowledge that I'm bird crap free and I did indeed dress in the correct order this morning.


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Nov. 25th, 2004 09:36 am (UTC)
ahahahahahah! That RULED. And by "ruled" I don't mean the horrible fucking birds with their goddamn evil eyes, I mean your account of your morning. *g*

my wardrobe mal-layering

hee! That's such the perfect way to put it!
Nov. 25th, 2004 11:12 am (UTC)
You just know that 'wardrobe malfunction' will end up in the revised Miriam Webster Dictionary. I'm just sayin'.

::fist of grrrr!:: Fucking crows!
Nov. 25th, 2004 09:47 am (UTC)
You could have called me! I would have given you a ride. *puts hands on hips*

Nov. 25th, 2004 11:16 am (UTC)
Call you? At 7:00am?! uh, that would be a no.

I haven't got a clue why there were so many of them!!
It was fucking Hitchcock freaky dude.
Nov. 25th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
I'm up by then!!! Crazy lady. Next time call!!
Dec. 1st, 2004 02:27 am (UTC)
What a pretty icon!
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