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from yahoo jokes/quotes

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that, too.

y'know...

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep..... I wanna be a bear.

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silvrsolace
Jun. 20th, 2002 04:46 pm (UTC)
oh, hon, you make me giggle *gigglz*!

Did you say, you can have hairy legs...honey, i'm the missing link, sign me up too! *lol*
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