So this guy goes in to see his doctor.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"It these 'SGE's', Doc." begins the patient, "I had eleven silent gas emissions this morning when I got up, another six or seven on the bus on the way here, another three of these darn silent gas emissions in the waiting room and I just had another two while sitting here talking to you."
"Well," says the doctor, "first off, I think we need to check your hearing..."
Badumbah! I'm here all week folks.