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And now for something completely ridiculous.

So this guy goes in to see his doctor.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.

"It these 'SGE's', Doc." begins the patient, "I had eleven silent gas emissions this morning when I got up, another six or seven on the bus on the way here, another three of these darn silent gas emissions in the waiting room and I just had another two while sitting here talking to you."

"Well," says the doctor, "first off, I think we need to check your hearing..."

Badumbah! I'm here all week folks.


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Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
too cute :) It's nice to have something light and funny after all of the election stuff going around.
Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:24 pm (UTC)
Heee! I thought so too. :o)
Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:12 pm (UTC)
What's the best way to escape, when an elephant has eaten you?

Run around and around and around until you're all pooped out.

*beams at you*
Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:28 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!!! That's funny.

Nothing like lightening the mood with a little potty humour, I say.

::dances off slapping one's own bottom::
Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:31 pm (UTC)
Nov. 3rd, 2004 04:58 pm (UTC)
Never heard a fart joke I didn't like!

Nov. 3rd, 2004 09:07 pm (UTC)
*loves on you*

Thank you.

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