I'm not the sharpest butter knife in the sink, but man, I want to smack every second student in this class this term. What happened to the little bit of respect is shown by showing up on time?
What happened to listening to instructions first before f*&%ing everything up? Oy! It's going to be a long two months. I think I'd be less frustrated if I was teaching a basket of hamsters*.
*no offense to smart hamsters.