my 'knightress'in shining armour
she gave me front row tickets for the Eagles concert happening at GM place tonight.
Can you believe that!? I've never had front row ANYTHING in my life.
Top row in the nose bleed section maybe and okay, the Eagles aren't top 40, but I listened to them when I was *cough* uh, never mind that last bit.
When I was in Baja, Mexico a few years ago, we rented a shit-ass car, drove through burro dotted mesas, swerved to avoid road runners darting across the tarmak and had to brake and wait for the biggest fucking long horn steer I've ever seen clear the highway to get to Todo Santos to see the actual "Hotel California". The Eagles man! Makes me want to find an old fringed leather vest and mocassins dude and listen to old cheech and chong albums.
Where the hell did I leave my zigzag paper, man...? Anybody seen my bong? whoa.