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I blame all this nonsense on medication. hee hee



Poll #331241 If they hadn't become pop stars.

If Justin wasn't a pop star he'd be a........

telemarketer
5(25.0%)
factory worker
2(10.0%)
bus driver
2(10.0%)
criminal lawyer
5(25.0%)
cop
1(5.0%)
chef
0(0.0%)
environmental activist
1(5.0%)
flight attendant
4(20.0%)

If Chris wasn't a pop star he'd be a........

cab driver
6(30.0%)
zoo keeper
3(15.0%)
dog walker / groomer
1(5.0%)
crime scene investigator
2(10.0%)
fireman
3(15.0%)
hairdresser
3(15.0%)
tree planter
1(5.0%)
optician
1(5.0%)

If Lance wasn't a pop star he'd be a........

room service waiter
1(4.8%)
mechanic
0(0.0%)
pilot
8(38.1%)
therapist
2(9.5%)
landscaper
0(0.0%)
personal trainer
1(4.8%)
politician
4(19.0%)
hotel concierge
5(23.8%)

If Joey wasn't a pop star he'd be a........

garbage collector
0(0.0%)
tattoo artist
5(23.8%)
weather man
5(23.8%)
hockey player
4(19.0%)
pizza delivery guy
7(33.3%)
coal miner
0(0.0%)
librarian
0(0.0%)
homeless
0(0.0%)

If JC wasn't a pop star he'd be a........

bell hop
1(4.8%)
limo driver
2(9.5%)
private investigator
4(19.0%)
air traffic controller
1(4.8%)
plumber
1(4.8%)
logger
1(4.8%)
accountant
6(28.6%)
carpenter
5(23.8%)

Should I continue taking this wonderful codeine laced cough syrup and drive heavy machinery?

yes
5(23.8%)
no
4(19.0%)
switch to something stronger
2(9.5%)
here, have some of my crack
10(47.6%)

Did any of these occupations launch any AU bunnies for any of you? Wanna tell me about it?


Comments

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chrismm
Aug. 4th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC)
OK, that was way hard for a silly quiz. Possibly I should go to bed.

I hope you feel better soon! Sucks being sick in the summer, even if you do have codeine to brighten your evenings...
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:13 am (UTC)
Hey C. How you doing? Love, love, love the LRM icon!! Makes me smile every time I see you post.
I'm on the mend and happily not addicted to codeine - however I do have a strong need to finish the whole bottle even though the coughs are fading. Y'know, just in case.....codeineismyfriendcodeineismyfriendcodeineis....
poofusgirl
Aug. 5th, 2004 12:34 am (UTC)
Justin would so make a good telemarketer. Think of his voice. He could get people to buy anything. lol
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:19 am (UTC)
Hee! Charming little rascal, he'd have me maxing out my credit cards in one call.
jcsnaughtygirl
Aug. 5th, 2004 02:04 am (UTC)
that was funny lol
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:22 am (UTC)
:o)
The occupation / *NSYNCer combos were all random.
Totally unintentional.
jcsnaughtygirl
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:25 am (UTC)
you know i could make things upin a poll but i maybe a little naughty choo
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC)
:o) If I double dare you to will you do it?
jcsnaughtygirl
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC)
I dont think i can, i got a free account buddy or i would hehe
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 06:49 pm (UTC)
I you say you're capable of getting that naughty, maybe it's better you can't make a poll. LOL
jcsnaughtygirl
Aug. 6th, 2004 08:04 am (UTC)
hey it would be fun lol
bossymarmalade
Aug. 5th, 2004 11:02 am (UTC)
It's like you do this JUST TO SCREW WITH ME.
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"People don't believe me, y'know," Justin said with great gravity. "When I tell them what you do. It's like a great big --" he made expansive, drunk gestures for a while, "-- a great big *joke*."

"No kidding." JC sighed and snugged his coat closer around him. "I haven't sold any pieces in three and a half weeks now."

Justin clucked sympathetically and looped an arm around JC's shoulders. "I thought Joey bought something off you? A hope chest for Bri, or something?" He bent down to fiddle with his sneakers. "You should get him to plug you on-air," he said, muffled. "During the evening weather report."

"Tomorrow'll be rain with sunny periods, so you might want to buy a handcrafted teak occasional table." JC snorted and extended a hand to steady Justin. "Yeah, I can see that working." Just then a cab pulled up and the two of them bustled into it, glad to be out of the cold. "I'm gonna have to take that contract Brian offered me if I wanna eat for the next month."

Justin cooed in a consoling manner. "It's not like you're lowering yourself, man. Carpentry's good work."

"So's taxi driving," the cabbie suddenly interjected. "If your fares tell you where they wanna go, that is."

JC blinked. "Oh, yeah, sorry," he said, and Justin cut in, "we're going to the Temple. Chris." Justin also caught the cabbie's amused dark eyes in the rearview and batted his eyelashes. JC rolled his eyes and leaned back.

"If you don't mind me saying," Chris-the-cabbie said, "you two seem kinda pickled already. Going to the Temple just to show off your pretty little faces?"

"We're not whores, if that's what you're asking," JC said sharply, and Chris (rather worryingly) held up his hands in apology while Justin gave a coy giggle and ruined the whole effect. "We're meeting my boyfriend there."

"His boyfriend's one of those types who has, um...delusions above his station. So to speak." Justin crowded himself into the space between the two front seats, and JC resisted the urge to plant a foot in the small of his back and shove. "So when we go out with him, he *insists* we go to these high-class watering holes."

"I see," Chris said. "What is he, Wall Street?"

"No," JC said, hoping that stupid drunk Justin could feel his glare. "He works at the Fairmont."

"He's a room service waiter," Justin choked out between giggles. "And I'm a flight attendant with United. And JC here, JC's a carpenter."

Chris snorted. "A carpenter, eh? And it's -- JC, is it? JC?"

"Stop saying my name," JC said, irritated. "And I'm not so much a carpenter as I am a craftsman."

"Hmmm." Chris eyed JC drolly. "Yeah, I'm not so much a cab driver as I am a gentleman motorist."

"Hey, you done for the night anytime soon?" Justin asked eagerly. "You could come with us --"

Chris barked laughter. "They only let long-legged beauties like you two into the Temple, kiddo, not broken-down hosses like me." Justin pouted for a bit (but didn't contradict, JC noticed with some amusement) before saying, "Well...we could ditch JC and Lance. All they do is bitch at each other and then go have sex in the back rooms, so I don't mind."

"Hey," JC said indignantly, but they weren't listening to him. He sighed again, more loudly, and thumped back against the seat. This was the last time he was going out with Justin again, he told himself. At least, until next time Justin was in town between flights.
chootoy
Aug. 5th, 2004 06:54 pm (UTC)
::resets jaw hinge:: Oh.My.GOD!!!!

That's just about as brilliant as brilliant gets.

::twirls::

I'm so happy I can barely contain myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! Thank You. THANK YOU!!!!
lovelylady23
Aug. 5th, 2004 09:28 pm (UTC)
Chris would be a teacher and Lance would be my love/sex slave. The end.
chootoy
Aug. 6th, 2004 06:03 am (UTC)
I'm liking this plot line. :o)
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