December 21st, 2004

DRIVINGorangekittydriving

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Left on the dry-erase board in the computer lab. :o)

the below statement is true.
the above statement is false.

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And in other news.

If the asshat fits...

Yesterday, my asshat of a boss came in and asked me to print out two copies of a photo taken by the school. (This photo was used on the cover of a 2D Animation Compilation DVD of some of our top student films.) whatever
He asked me to size the image down, then crop the paper to fit in 5x7 frames and bring them to his office. All of which I did because-he's.my.boss. insert grumbling here
Five minutes later, he comes to the computer lab and hands me one of the framed pictures and says, I quote:

"Ha ha, I made you make your own present. Merry Christmas. It's been a tough year."

WTF is that supposed to mean?!?!? ::shakes head::

Sadly I smiled appreciatively as the bile as rising in my throat because I still have to talk to him about what's happening with my job from February to June. *Argh!!!* I hate sucking ass.
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DRIVINGorangekittydriving

Huh, curious

"T'is the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la...yeah, whatever".

What I wanna know is - Why 'be jolly' just this season?
Why not 'be jolly' all year long?
Why doesn't 'peace on earth, good will towards men' last all year?
Why don't we 'don our gay apparel' all year long - okay, it's a little hot in July for mittens and a touque, but, there's surely summer weight gay apparel out there, in vertical stripes that flatter. There has to be. If not someone should invent some.

Why all the pretty lights and tinsel for a piddly 3 - 4 weeks? Why not all year? Just take it up a (k?)notch in December.

Why don't we get all worked up and excited about April 16th? Or, or August 23rd.
Give the Wal-Marts and the Targets and the Sears the go ahead to start promoting the wonder that is June 19th and watch the consumers flood through their doors to buy, Buy, BUY!!! Intent on getting that perfect gift for Aunt whatshername with the sticky candy dish. Or Cousin whozzitz that collects those thingamajigs. Or a whirlygig for old Uncle so'n'so who smells suspiciously of urine all the time.

I'm not exactly sure what the point of all this is but, I'm now on a mission to find nifty summer weight 'gay apparel'. Come July, ho-ho-ho will be replaced with hot-hot-hot.

Good Gift Hunting to those of you still shopping. May you find the right gifts in the right sizes, in the right colours and in the right price ranges for your budgets.
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NSYNCfromkare

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GIP ::points at icon::

There was a 100x100 surprise in my in-box when I got home today.
Look what i_kare made for me today!!!
It's sparkly, it's five pretty boys and it's all about 'a sparkly kind of love' baby!

Thanks sweetie!
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