late? on time? early?

So, the globe is split up into confusing time zones. Well, confusing to me anyway.

And I'm not sure if it's still yesterday there or it's today or already tomorrow places other than here so either this is premature or belated or right on time. Okay, I'm just hoping the very funny

halowrites has / is having / will have a super sparkly birthday in whatever farkin' timezone she's currently residing in.