Chootoy (chootoy) wrote,

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A police incident to a nasty fright - gotta love the lower mainland

Dear Criminal Element in Surrey;
Could you maybe not take the entire transit system hostage at rush hour.
I understand that getting nailed by the cops is a real bummer and is gonna kinda cramp your style but some of us have lives we'd like to get home to. I hope they throw away the key.
That no love thing stands.

Dear Skank! ::shudddddddder!!::
Jesus F'n Christ! Lady, if you're between the ages of 60 and 65 you SHOULD not try dressing like Paris Hilton.
I think you might have frightened the child that was screeching on the bus. Oh, what, you couldn't hear him? Why? Was your hearing-aid on the fritz? I think it may take therapy to get over this one.
Disgustingly yours,

I need to find me a job that allows me to NEVER leave my house again.

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