I'm obviously not interested in doing realwork today so I'll just keep making pointless posts. Wait, it's my journal, I'm allowed to do that aren't I.

So, um, yeah.

New Cell Phone Accessory...

In mobile-phone-obsessed Los Angles, we've found a hands-free accessory that is direct and simple to use.

We predict brisk sales and wide public acceptance.

I wonder if it comes in assorte colours. Hmmmmm?