I tripped and fell.
I landed very hard and now my knees are purple and swollen so bad the skin is tight and they're all scraped raw.
My left wrist has a funny lump sticking out on top and it hurts like hell to move it. (hurts lots to type)
I'm taking two tylenol and going to bed.
If my wrist still hurts this bad when I wake up, I'm going to emergency, wherever the hell that is around here.