Stubbleglitter! Heeeeeelppp*sniff* My *NSync 'passion beads' broke!
WWwwwwwaaaaaahhaahhaahhaaaaaahh!!!!!
There are pretty sparkley blue balls all over the floor instead of around my wrist.
This just sucks!
Well goddamn it all to fucking hell.
*hrmph!!!*

!shitdamnfuck!