I answer a goddamn phone all day. [28 - 30 seconds a call or you get a reprimand] I.shit.you.not!
Too bad for you if you get a deaf, stuttering octogenarian looking for his proctologist's phone number.
In all fairness, some callers are pleasant-er than others. (have manners, are courtious and are polite)
(But a lot more of them seem to be head-spinning, vomit-spewing creatures from Hades!!!!)
After investigating the reason for this week's overflowing basket of fucktards we came to the enlightening conclusion that a full moon is waxing. It will complete its cycle and be on the wane starting tomorrow.
::Goes looking for courage in a shot glass::