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In today's paper there was an article that scared me about a guy named Dennis Avner who'd rather be known as: The Cat Man. He's got an LJ: stalkingcat

He's had multiple surgeries to make himself look more like his spirit animal; the tiger.
::split his upper lip to have a more cat-like mouth.
::steel posts implant around his mouth to attach whiskers.
::steel posts over his eyebrows for the same.
::sylicon(sp?) implants in brow and cheeks.
::tattoos of tiger stripes on his face and body.
::all human teeth removed to wear cat 'fang' dentures.
::etc.etc.etc.

He's got a website: The Cat Man

He's just moved to Washington State.

I repeat. He.Scares.Me.

Comments

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picksthemusic
Aug. 29th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
OMG I KNOW!!

He's like, near me, geographically.

That's some creepy shit, man.


*hides from scary Cat-Man*
chootoy
Aug. 29th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)
He's moved to my side of the map! ::trembles::
ms_nerd
Aug. 29th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
I'M NOT LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cringes*
chootoy
Aug. 29th, 2005 03:18 am (UTC)
By all that's hot and holy, shun your eyes. Look away! RUN!!!!

we'll send him over to your pyromaniacal neighbours!
poofusgirl
Aug. 29th, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)
That's uh... interesting. His whiskers are super long, which is way too long in my opinion. I'm sure childen either scream when they see him or think he's playing dress up for Halloween just a tad early. lol
chootoy
Aug. 29th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC)
He made me scream. I fear the children will wet themselves and faint.
mickeym
Aug. 29th, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
Gah. That's one scary, creepy-looking dude, right there.

And oi. I wouldn't want him within three states of me. *offers you protection down in KY*
chootoy
Aug. 29th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
Mommy! ::packs bags!::
crashcat
Aug. 29th, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
O M G
I'm not looking either!!!! Your description is vivid enough, and I need to be able to sleep. *shudders* Good Lord, wtf is wrong with people? And what doctor would ever sanction such surgeries?! The world has gone to hell in a handbasket lately...
chootoy
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC)
He's a sight to see. You're wise NOT to look.
::shudder::
He goes to this guy who does 'body enhancing' procedures. Notice I said 'guy'. I'm not sure if the guy has a medical license....

mommy

Hang in there B. It has to get better!!!
bossymarmalade
Aug. 30th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
Possibly more frightening than his Dr. Nick-performed fuckass crazy surgery is the fact that he posts photos of himself that look like Glamour Shots by Deb. And that he seems to be wearing chenille turtlenecks in a lot of them.

*shudder*
chootoy
Aug. 30th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Trust you to see the bizarre in all the sick and twisted. :o)

::shudder:: indeed!!!
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